For realz though, this is a scene that happens in every PtbA game I play with these folks:

P1: And then I seduce you and trick you into murdering your family
P2: Let’s play that out!
P1 and P2 play a scene of scheming and seduction
Me: Okay, you should roll to see what happens
P2: No, I just do it
Me: … that isn’t how PtBA wo…
P1: Shut up, so now lets do the scene where I ‘ve killed your mom and you feel sad
P2: Yea! I love PtBA games!
Me: ::cries::