We don’t have tools. We have toolboxes filled with a bunch of weird shit. Some of it’s stories about what it may look like (but never is) when people use the tools. Some of it is pictures meant to inspire tool use. And under all that are things that look like they may be tools, but they’re bizarre and you can’t tell where the handle is and sometimes you have to use three tools at once but you have only two hands and one only works if you read a sentence on page XX of the manual that was printed in grey text on a black background.

I just need to hang a fucking picture so GIVE ME THE FUCKING HAMMER.