“Alright, I turn the whirl-crank on my clockwork Peacekeepers and point them at Mordred. I say ‘Prithee, sirrah, this town is under the dominion of Doc Arthur and the Marshals of New Camelot.'”

“The evil prince gurgles, and black smoke starts to pour from his throat. He’s speaking. and though you can’t make out his words… ah, geez, guys I can’t do this. The scenario says that the Shoggoths are controlling the local tribes because they were less-resistant to Mordred’s corrupt mythos magic… and that just strikes me as way too far.”

“Come on, man, my knight is half-Cherokee, so the game can’t be racist!”