I just opened it.

Other than The Biggest Map I’ve Ever Seen, which is both the Biggest and very eye-catching, I’ve never owned a more brutally ugly game.

The rulebooks — all four of them — are ugly. The cards are ugly. The tokens and chits and whatfuckingeverelse there is in there is ugly.

Oh also dense with information, which I’m sure is a big reason it’s all so ugly. Probably one of those boardgames that really ought to have been a computer game.