Paolo Greco haha yes! Almost.

I had just secured my second Fief crown, the brown duchy in the northwest corner. Isabelle d’Arc the Tyrant (we were playing with the personality cards) was holding the frontier against the assholes across the river. But we had heavy rain and figured we’d be safe for a year! But oh no, that asshole across the river had the personality card that lets him travel in the rain. Of course.

So he’s built a big force and is weighing whether to kick my teeth in and take my crown, or head off to the Crusades at full strength. Lines up his cavalcade and maths out how the fight looks. My d’Arc lady is pretty badass! That extra all-the-time die is brutal. But he’s gonna have to cavalcade through her to get to my stronghold.

So just before he starts rolling, he’s all nope and rewinds the whole deal. Say hi to the Saracens for me, jerkface!